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2006年6月 British Navy Vs Irish
2006年4月 Proud to be Irish!Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were naked in a
sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked
at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone. I have a
microchip in my hand. The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the Sauna and went to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman glanced around behind and said ...
"B-jesus, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!! 2006年4月 AwwwGIRL TALK
Did U no kissing is healthy
 Bananas are good for peroid pain
 Its good to cry
 Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
 94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
 Lying is actually unhealthy
 Only apply mascara to your top lashes
 Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
 Chocolate will make you feel better!
 = Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
 A good friend never judges.
 A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any
 Boys arent worth your tears
 We ALL love suprises!!
  2006年1月 If mass was like this then i would definitely be there!!A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm! Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me" . 12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's  |
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